Sunday, March 27, 2011

lets make a statement; christimanity

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WEEKLY SCHEDULE

Monday- and then there was light. make baby pterodactyl kitten noises when you wank up. royal circle, power up.

Tuesday- and then there was the heavens.  meditate, stretch, breathe. touch gratitude rock

Wednesday- and then there was earth. walk around outside, kiss a tree on the lips.

THursday- and then there was water. baptize. i.e. bubble baths, hot tubs, manicures, pedicures, telling everyone how clean and beautiful we are.

shake the ball sauce!

Friday- and then there were critters! take surf on a walk. skip to the arc. watch the chameleons change colors, steal a bunny.

Saturday- and then there was companionship. hold hands, hump yourself, feel your feelings, express yourself.

SUnday- GOD's day. relax, indulge, enjoy. get higher and higher.

Nunday- do the world a favor, kill someone.

DAILY PRACTICES

a. hit a stripper pole with a pen and try to hear the ringing noise go away

b. do what you wanna do. and do it hard

c. good morning mimosas, and or magic milkshakes

DING! IT'S CHRISTIMANITY!