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Sunday, March 27, 2011

lets make a statement; christimanity

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Monday- and then there was light. make baby pterodactyl kitten noises when you wank up. royal circle, power up.

Tuesday- and then there was the heavens.  meditate, stretch, breathe. touch gratitude rock

Wednesday- and then there was earth. walk around outside, kiss a tree on the lips.

THursday- and then there was water. baptize. i.e. bubble baths, hot tubs, manicures, pedicures, telling everyone how clean and beautiful we are.

shake the ball sauce!

Friday- and then there were critters! take surf on a walk. skip to the arc. watch the chameleons change colors, steal a bunny.

Saturday- and then there was companionship. hold hands, hump yourself, feel your feelings, express yourself.

SUnday- GOD's day. relax, indulge, enjoy. get higher and higher.

Nunday- do the world a favor, kill someone.


a. hit a stripper pole with a pen and try to hear the ringing noise go away

b. do what you wanna do. and do it hard

c. good morning mimosas, and or magic milkshakes